Top 10 Ridiculous Things on Amazon.com

Finals week is upon us. Stress is high, sanity is low. Where our GPA will end up, we don't know. But in a world of uncertainty, at least there are these 10 definitively ridiculous things on Amazon.com to make us laugh.

P.S. I will forever get ads related to these things on Google and Amazon. I hope you're all happy.

10. Bob Ross Waffle Iron

Make happy little waffles.

Price: $39.99

Best Review Quote: "Bob Ross is my Waffle Buddy. The waffles come out light and fluffy like Bob’s hair. Each waffle is a masterpiece of culinary delight."

9. Potato Pal

Send a friend a potato, customized with a printed message or face.

Price: $14.99

Best Review Quote: "Makes a great business card! I hand these out to advertise my business. It's a little more difficult than a regular business card as I have to carry a massive sack of potatoes everywhere I go, and it won't fit in my wallet."

8. TriceraTaco

If you think this dino's sole purpose is to hold a taco you are mistaken. It holds two tacos.
Bonus points if you also own a NachoSaurus.

Price: $12.95

Best Review Quote: "My wife said she wanted this thing. Being a grown man I stood my ground and said it’s ridiculous. So we compromised and now we own a Tricerataco holder."

7. Chicken Harness

Yesito, the most legitimate chicken apparel company, sends three
bow color options for ultimate chicken harness customizability.

Price: $15.99

Best Review Quote: "My granddaughter entered her chicken in a costume contest and this did the trick. I can’t speak to whether or not the chicken enjoyed it, though she is a very sweet and docile bird and didn’t seem to mind."

6. Fries on the Fly

Option A: Commuters' dream. Option B: The invention to get us all through finals week.

Price: $6.95

Best Review Quote: "I don't how I ever lived without this product. Prior to obtaining this Multi-Purpose Universal Car French Fry Holder, my vehicle was a salty potato graveyard."

5. Custom PIZZA Sign with LED Lighting, Installation Lighting, and Power Supply

Respect for the American-made product. But someone needs to get a grip on pricing.

Price: $1,500.00

Best Review Quote: N/A. There are literally no reviews because no one in their right mind would spend $1,500 on a sign that says PIZZA.

4. Banana Duck

I don't know either.

Price: $15.99

Best Review Quote: N/A. There are so many listings for these things and I can't find a single review.  Is this a joke??  Do the banana ducks exist??  Am I living in a 1984-esque simulation where no one can know about the Big Brother Banana Ducks controlling our existence?????

3. Hot Dog Toaster

TBH this looks hecka snazzy. I'd proudly display this on my kitchen countertop.

Price: $39.99

Best Review Quote: "Are you kidding? I love hot dogs. Now they are convenient."

2. The Furby of Piggy Banks

This is legitimately from my nightmares, and I want it anyway.

Price: $16.99

Best Review Quote: "3/5. Works great, had to take off 2 stars because it murdered the rest of my family in their sleep."

1. 5-Pack of Umbrella Hats

My actual caption: thank goodness they showed us what each umbrella hat looks like.
Honorable mentions:
I hope they paid this man well.
Smiling through the sadness.

Who hurt him?
Me when someone asks me how I'm doing during finals week.

Price: $21.99

Best Review Quote: "I bought these as a joke but the jokes on me lol they actually fit nicely on your head, they are comfy and provide some shade !!!"

Comment to be entered in the #FinalsWeekRaffle:

If I gave you money to buy any one of these items, which would you purchase and why?

With infinite encouragement during finals week,

~ Madeline Cardinale